The Greatest of them all!

This morning Bryan grabbed some baby carrots to take to school:

The fast one says "Carrots are for reindeers."

Bryan says - "No, they are for you."

The fast one says - "Well, I'm not a reindeer."

Bryan says - "Yeah, you're a little reindeer."

The fast one, while walking out the door at 7 a.m. with his hands raised high in the air yells - "No, I'm the greatest person of them all!"

No smoking

The fast one - "Buckle your seatbelts. No smoking, no drinking, no talking, no moving, no putting your arms out"
Me - "What are you talking about?"
The fast one - "No singing, no standing up"
I guess I broke that no talking rule.
The fast one - "Time to go."
he then proceeded to fly the Dora minivan around the living room.

I still can't get an answer. I must have really broken the rules!

iPod whiz kid!

Yes, that is the hungry one - 3.5 years old - in iTunes on my iPod. I already had to change my password once because she tried purchasing so much stuff with the wrong password. Oh yeah, and she's wearing her new bathing suit only pulled up halfway, it was just too much work for her to get it all the way up, but she did HAVE to try it on.

I bought it at Costco today, since we were so excited by the great deals I forgot I had let the hungry one hold onto my Costco card while shopping, bad idea. At check out I realized she didn't have it. I had to get a new card. On the way out she was convinced she was getting a hot dog and I had no cash, but guess what? They take checks, so I had to write a check for $3.49. Much better to write a check than to deal with the meltdown of no hot dog!

While I was typing this I got a text message from a friend that I have a scrabble like game going on with on our iPods asking me why I quit the game! I told her I didn't, oh crap, HUNGRY ONE! I WAS WINNING!