"I'm not a problem"

A few of my favorite quotes from lately, okay only one, from today:

Me - What do you want to eat?
The fast one - I'm not a problem, mom!
Me - What do you mean?
The fast one - I mean, you get what you want and I'll get something.

So after a few minutes I figured out he meant he's easy! I love that he knows by saying that he's being nice and letting me pick, that maybe, just maybe, the world doesn't revolve around him all the time!

Today, at Disney, we were accident prone. The hungry one has been especially accident prone lately.

Today she fell on Donald's boat and hit her head on the wood planks and cried hard - to put this in perspective she shut her finger in a car door last week and barely cried. I'm guessing it hurt!

Not even 15 minutes later she then hit her head on one of the climbing structures in Goofy's house.

Then, in the afternoon, the fast one was eating a churro and walked straight into a garbage can, hard. I was laughing in his face, and now thinking back on it, maybe that wasn't really a very motherly thing to do, but it was HILARIOUS. The guy on the bench he was sitting on while crying for 10 minutes said, "Did he just walk into the can?" then he laughed for a few minutes. He may have a black eye tomorrow, so if anyone who sees him reads this, it wasn't me!!!!

Dana's House of Guilt

You know who you are! And I'm only doing this cause you're pregnant!

So I just realized my life is extra boring to not have anything to post about in a LONG time!

Bryan and I went away for Valentines weekend to a casino the best value we got was the hour and a half we waited in line for the buffet! They had mini creme brulees to die for! I swore I would come back for lunch and just eat those! I did.

While we were there at 9:30 at night, it was PACKED, we came across a few characters. First some guy was totally trying to cut in line in front of us, and after waiting over an hour, no way were we or anyone else in front of us going for that! Someone told on him, but not before the frustration built up with everyone and I was a little scared for a minute that there was going to be a mob of crazy people beating this guy up - and one of them might have been me! Now I know all about mob mentality! He was then escorted back to his spot in line. We wished he would have been escorted out, but oh well.

I could people watch at a buffet all day. From the girl with the disco ball shoes on to the various people eating while in line getting their food, like it wasn't all you can eat!

The best guy was the guy who loaded his plate up with this: and I'm dead serious, a full plate of chow mein, some Chinese food on top of that, then a few egg rolls, which he was eating in the line while waiting for his turn to get more food. He put some corn on the side of all that. Then he got to the Prime Rib table and had a piece cut to put on top. And I thought, wow, that's a full plate, he must be hungry. And then, I kid you not, he spooned some creamed spinach on top. That almost made me throw up. He took his plate back to his table and there was a beer waiting for him. He then went up to the buffet again and got a few bread sticks in his hand, not on a plate, and was biting the tops off of them while walking back to his table, 20 feet, maybe. I could have watched him all night.

I felt like we were in the Jersey Shore, Ed Hardy all over the place.

It was nice to be away for two days with no kids, thanks grandma!